Why do you rant?

Because I feel like it. Also, it's my profession.

Is there anything you don't rant about?

Maybe - that's why I update this page (not)regularly.

When's the next update?

Some time next week. Or next month. Or next time I feel like it.

What happened to all your stuff?

It's probably in my old site. I recently (as of May '12) moved to this domain and still have to link a few things. Anything new, however, is to be posted straight here.

Do you miss anything from my old site? Don't worry, you can still access everything right here.

Your website is boring/bad/shitty/gay/garbage/distasteful/(...)

Then get the fuck out of it. I could care less about your opinion.